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PostSubject: Favorite Quotes of the Forums   Fri Apr 12, 2013 10:27 am

So I was surfing the forums and laughed at a couple of posts I've been reading. If you find anything you thought are hilarious just quote copy and post here.

Mister Albert Wesker wrote:
You saw ADA naked!? Not that i care but my friend just wants know what part it is! Embarassed

ChrisSherry wrote:
He asked me to take the poll and if I ever kicked a guy in the balls.

Then he asked if I would would kick someone in the balls if the person paid me... which I said I would because that's pretty much free money lol
then he told me that he wishes there were more girls like me and that if we know each other in real like he would pay me to destroy his balls once and for all.

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WTF does "ironical" mean?

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If you are a big enough fan to make a game of RE, then you should be a big enough fan to post relevant topics here. kthxbai.


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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes of the Forums   Fri Apr 12, 2013 10:44 am

This was probably the funniest quote I've ever read on this forum..

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes of the Forums   Fri Apr 12, 2013 2:54 pm

Bottom of my signature.

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes of the Forums   Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:11 pm

Mercy wrote:


ChrisSherry wrote:
He asked me to take the poll and if I ever kicked a guy in the balls.

Then he asked if I would would kick someone in the balls if the person paid me... which I said I would because that's pretty much free money lol
then he told me that he wishes there were more girls like me and that if we know each other in real like he would pay me to destroy his balls once and for all.


Oh god. Oh god, I can't stop laughing!
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes of the Forums   Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:23 pm

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Mercy wrote:


ChrisSherry wrote:
He asked me to take the poll and if I ever kicked a guy in the balls.

Then he asked if I would would kick someone in the balls if the person paid me... which I said I would because that's pretty much free money lol
then he told me that he wishes there were more girls like me and that if we know each other in real like he would pay me to destroy his balls once and for all.


Oh god. Oh god, I can't stop laughing!
I find banned members have the best quotes, that is seriously a favorite.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes of the Forums   Wed May 22, 2013 4:27 am

Ohkay, let's see...


Methsia wrote:
I can imagine him saying: "Make me lasange bish!" .. I don't know how to make lasange.

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My little brother is using the xbox just now to play some Gay'ops.

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Hunk'd. It's like Punk'd but you die at the end.

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It would take like 20 years for them to add coop to RE1. What most people don't realize is that programming has very little to do with computers. Most of the time, programmers are actually searching for a very rare species goat (the golden goat) to sacrifice at an altar to receive a great game from the "Sky People". So in terms of time and the amount of time it would actually take to find a golden goat worthy enough to receive a copy of RE1 with coop, it would take 20 years. 15 years or so of searching. About 5 years to build a grand altar, and a few seconds to blow the goats brains everywhere with a gun. A golden gun. Only a golden gun can kill a golden goat. So yeah, an RE1 with coop? Wayyyyy to difficult to even think about right now.

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Whoa. Am I late on this? Hmm. Hope not. I would like for my results to count. Because that's what I do. I'm a statistic. I have no idea where this post is going.

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Don't like d-pads? They are ordinarily more precise than an analogue stick. Though somebody forgot to tell 360 controllers that, cuz you can press right, it'll consider your choice and its options...then go up.

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So I decided to take my car to the car wash the other day. Seemed like a good idea, I had some ICB(Italian Cheese Bread) from Lil Caesers, and I was just gonna relax with some music playing and eat my food while I went through the wash. However, it was a pain in the ass getting the wheel in that thing that moves your car along, and once I got on there, I noticed that my window doesn't actually role up all the way, there's a tiny amount of space at the top, it like goes farther than the door frame and them pushes off of it. So it leaves a tiny opening. Anyway, once it started spraying soap and water, I had to hop over to the middle section with the handbrake, to keep myself from getting covered with soap...then it beat on my car with those wiper things. A very unpleasant experience, I didn't get to eat my food, and I was so busy trying not to get wet I didn't even get to listen to my music.

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Do the exact same thing she's doing to you. Tell her you love her and that you want her and only her. Then she'll either back off or break up with her boyfriend and get back with you. If she breaks up with her boyfriend break up with her then she'll have no boyfriend and you'll be like lolololol umad fggt

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RE7 Barry is the main antagonist DUNDUNDUN~ You see Barry was secretly working with Wesker the whole time up until his death. At that point Barry took over all together working on new B.O.W's etcetc. There's also this big tyrant him and wesker were working on and barry is able to control it (thats coming from Damnation) AND AND JILL IS IN IT, AND THEN SHES ALL LIKE WTF BARRY THEN HES LIKE MUAHAHAHA I AM EVIL JILL.

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes of the Forums   Wed May 22, 2013 12:20 pm

Mass Distraction wrote:
Ohkay, let's see...


Methsia wrote:
I can imagine him saying: "Make me lasange bish!" .. I don't know how to make lasange.

Mcghie wrote:
My little brother is using the xbox just now to play some Gay'ops.

Mass Distraction wrote:
Hunk'd. It's like Punk'd but you die at the end.

NiteKrawler wrote:
It would take like 20 years for them to add coop to RE1. What most people don't realize is that programming has very little to do with computers. Most of the time, programmers are actually searching for a very rare species goat (the golden goat) to sacrifice at an altar to receive a great game from the "Sky People". So in terms of time and the amount of time it would actually take to find a golden goat worthy enough to receive a copy of RE1 with coop, it would take 20 years. 15 years or so of searching. About 5 years to build a grand altar, and a few seconds to blow the goats brains everywhere with a gun. A golden gun. Only a golden gun can kill a golden goat. So yeah, an RE1 with coop? Wayyyyy to difficult to even think about right now.

Mercy wrote:
Whoa. Am I late on this? Hmm. Hope not. I would like for my results to count. Because that's what I do. I'm a statistic. I have no idea where this post is going.

Spike991 wrote:
Don't like d-pads? They are ordinarily more precise than an analogue stick. Though somebody forgot to tell 360 controllers that, cuz you can press right, it'll consider your choice and its options...then go up.

Spike991 wrote:
Chuck Norris isn't as awesome as he says he is, and if he is he will personally come over to my house and smash my face on the keyboardjwt[jeoopoiehncnueah.znoicpeoep'o3opma[sjnjk;bs;cnjkhzjieryuutioanklnjkjjjeojfjeiosfpoie]asihdiuncuhafef]asdjkfnusg[s'yt;a

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So I decided to take my car to the car wash the other day. Seemed like a good idea, I had some ICB(Italian Cheese Bread) from Lil Caesers, and I was just gonna relax with some music playing and eat my food while I went through the wash. However, it was a pain in the ass getting the wheel in that thing that moves your car along, and once I got on there, I noticed that my window doesn't actually role up all the way, there's a tiny amount of space at the top, it like goes farther than the door frame and them pushes off of it. So it leaves a tiny opening. Anyway, once it started spraying soap and water, I had to hop over to the middle section with the handbrake, to keep myself from getting covered with soap...then it beat on my car with those wiper things. A very unpleasant experience, I didn't get to eat my food, and I was so busy trying not to get wet I didn't even get to listen to my music.

chocotricks wrote:
Do the exact same thing she's doing to you. Tell her you love her and that you want her and only her. Then she'll either back off or break up with her boyfriend and get back with you. If she breaks up with her boyfriend break up with her then she'll have no boyfriend and you'll be like lolololol umad fggt

chocotricks wrote:
RE7 Barry is the main antagonist DUNDUNDUN~ You see Barry was secretly working with Wesker the whole time up until his death. At that point Barry took over all together working on new B.O.W's etcetc. There's also this big tyrant him and wesker were working on and barry is able to control it (thats coming from Damnation) AND AND JILL IS IN IT, AND THEN SHES ALL LIKE WTF BARRY THEN HES LIKE MUAHAHAHA I AM EVIL JILL.

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Holy crap. I just aged 30 years.



Yes, I also quoted myself. I'm narcissistic.

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes of the Forums   Wed May 22, 2013 12:30 pm

Did you just age another 30 years? I mean, your life expectancy isn't looking very good if this keeps up.

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes of the Forums   Wed May 22, 2013 12:34 pm

Hah, you think you're narcissistic, Mass? I don't think anyone posts like me!

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Steve is dead.

It was never confirmed. Even Capcom said it. Razz
Really. Back up your claim.

Here's mine.

http://residentevil.wikia.com/Steve_Burnside/biography?action=render

Actually, if you read his talk page, the members of RE Wikia themselves said that they only placed dead on his page because until they get further proof, then it'll stay (but they still know his death is unconfirmed). But yeah, Capcom has a article where they say he 'might' come back, and that's a big might. I'll have to find it.

When I'll do, I'll back up my claim. Just calm the hell down, Merc. It's just a game. Razz
You want to know what I got from that?

"Capcom didn't say Steve is alive, I have no proof to back my claim, and aside from other hopeless fans, I have no other evidence that Steve is alive despite the fact he most certainly died."

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Resident Evil 6 does do a good job at throwing back to older titles, but it doesn't make it a Resident Evil game. The fixed canera angles come up at the worst times too. Like Ada Chapter 1 when you're in a hurry to escape a sinking ship? I died like 8 times before completeing that. How about when you're running away from something and you can't see what's ahead of you? Bad idea.

Again, you can reference older games, that doesn't make it any more Resident Evil than it should have been.

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Well, I don't find Sheva attractive much. A little, yeah. Leon is one of the most attractive men in RE. Wonder what goes through the mind of a female when seeing him Very Happy
Pretty much what's going on in your mind. You don't think Sheva is attractive but you think Leon is… kind of says something about yourself.

Not finding Sheva attractive (hot as fuck) but finding leon(a man) more attractive? agree with mercy here, this speaks loads about you bro. No homo only counts sometimes bro, lol

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes of the Forums   Wed May 22, 2013 1:20 pm

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He asked me to take the poll and if I ever kicked a guy in the balls.

Then he asked if I would would kick someone in the balls if the person paid me... which I said I would because that's pretty much free money lol
then he told me that he wishes there were more girls like me and that if we know each other in real like he would pay me to destroy his balls once and for all.

Holy shit I remember that poll!! I remember the guy had a really bizarre user name too but I can't remember what it was.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes of the Forums   Wed May 22, 2013 2:59 pm

Rawrgodd I think.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes of the Forums   Wed May 22, 2013 3:18 pm

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Rawrgodd I think.
Yeah, he was a little creeper.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes of the Forums   Thu May 23, 2013 1:14 pm

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Rawrgodd I think.

Yeah that sounds about right, I did find him funny in a weird sort of way at first but forum justice had to smite him down eventually.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes of the Forums   Sun May 26, 2013 5:10 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes of the Forums   Fri May 31, 2013 10:19 am

Let's have something recent from Spike's new account:

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I mean, I'm sure Adam Sandler could put on a Batman outfit and play Batman and Bruce Wayne, and some people might like it, but I don't think he could do it well. That's a pretty good analogy to Daniel Craig playing Bond. Adam Sandler as Batman is analogous with Daniel Craig as James Bond.

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes of the Forums   Fri May 31, 2013 12:08 pm

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Let's have something recent from Spike's new account:

Spike Reaver wrote:
I mean, I'm sure Adam Sandler could put on a Batman outfit and play Batman and Bruce Wayne, and some people might like it, but I don't think he could do it well. That's a pretty good analogy to Daniel Craig playing Bond. Adam Sandler as Batman is analogous with Daniel Craig as James Bond.

Not sure if srs or stupid.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes of the Forums   Sun Jun 02, 2013 5:26 am

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Let's have something recent from Spike's new account:

Spike Reaver wrote:
I mean, I'm sure Adam Sandler could put on a Batman outfit and play Batman and Bruce Wayne, and some people might like it, but I don't think he could do it well. That's a pretty good analogy to Daniel Craig playing Bond. Adam Sandler as Batman is analogous with Daniel Craig as James Bond.

Not sure if srs or stupid.
What? I just found the whole comparison hilarious.

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes of the Forums   Sun Jun 02, 2013 8:29 am

A funny comparison, but I think Spike is a little over the edge there.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes of the Forums   Sun Jun 02, 2013 4:49 pm

This sucks, cause I never keep record of people's amazing quotes.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes of the Forums   Mon Jun 03, 2013 7:50 am

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A funny comparison, but I think Spike is a little over the edge there.

What? Really? Of all of the mean, rude, crude, irreverent, nasty, vile and downright wrong things I have ever said on here, comparing Daniel Craig's Bond to comedian/actor Adam Sandler in a Batman suit was too much?

And Bio is a big 007 fan like myself, he knows his shit and I totally respect his views and opinions on which portrayal of Bond he enjoys most. I just personally don't dig Craig as Bond.
If they chose Jim Carey as James Bond, maybe I'd understand your comparison. But they didn't. I think he was a unique Bond. I wish he used more Gadgets, but otherwise, he played his roll really well.

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